Avg ice cream stops
0.0
per presidential day
↓ from 1.4 (Joe baseline)
WE MISS BIDEN
WE MISS BIDEN
Some presidents leave a legacy. Joe left a vibe. Aviators on the South Lawn. A double scoop of vanilla. A nap in the residence. The country in pajamas at 8pm. We didn't know what we had.
— a love letter from the timeline ✶
Vibe diagnostics on the post-Joe timeline. All numbers entirely vibes-based and not subject to peer review.
Photos from the Library of Joe, scanned at 3am, slightly bent. (Source: official 2021 White House portrait, public domain. Filter: nostalgia.)
Browser-local, no server, no email. Lives in your localStorage. Add a memory, it stays for you.
First time I saw the aviators flash on the South Lawn I knew this man was unwell — in the best possible way.
Voted blue purely because I wanted the country to be tucked in by 9pm. Mission accomplished.
Dark Brandon was real. We were just too cool to admit it at the time.
The Amtrak corridor used to feel like a campaign trail. Now it just feels like Tuesday.
A symbolic counter. No token sig. No wallet. Just a click that says "yes, I miss him."
Same degen energy you were going to spend on something dumber. At least this one wears aviators.
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