WE MISS BIDEN
★ EST. JANUARY 20, 2025 — THE DAY THE ICE CREAM RAN OUT ★

We miss you,
Joe.

Some presidents leave a legacy. Joe left a vibe. Aviators on the South Lawn. A double scoop of vanilla. A nap in the residence. The country in pajamas at 8pm. We didn't know what we had.

— a love letter from the timeline ✶

Joe Biden, official portrait, faded sepia
2021–2025
★ Beloved ★
AVIATORS · ICE CREAM · AMTRAK · NAPS · DARK BRANDON
— The Joe-Meter

Things have slipped.

Vibe diagnostics on the post-Joe timeline. All numbers entirely vibes-based and not subject to peer review.

Avg ice cream stops
0.0
per presidential day
↓ from 1.4 (Joe baseline)
Naps allowed
0
per cabinet meeting
↓ from 2 (Joe baseline)
Aviator-index
12%
national mood
↓ from 94% (Joe peak)
Amtrak Joe sightings
0
this fiscal year
↓ from 207 (Joe era)
— The album

Six small souvenirs.

Photos from the Library of Joe, scanned at 3am, slightly bent. (Source: official 2021 White House portrait, public domain. Filter: nostalgia.)

Joe — Wilmington 21
Joe — Aviators szn
Joe — Ice cream stop
Joe — Camp David nap
Joe — Amtrak
Joe — Dark Brandon era
— Memories wall

Where were you when Joe?

Browser-local, no server, no email. Lives in your localStorage. Add a memory, it stays for you.

First time I saw the aviators flash on the South Lawn I knew this man was unwell — in the best possible way.

— Tashi, Brooklyn

Voted blue purely because I wanted the country to be tucked in by 9pm. Mission accomplished.

— a tired mom in Ohio

Dark Brandon was real. We were just too cool to admit it at the time.

— Marcus, Twitter exile

The Amtrak corridor used to feel like a campaign trail. Now it just feels like Tuesday.

— Rita, Wilmington
— The petition

Bring Joe back.

A symbolic counter. No token sig. No wallet. Just a click that says "yes, I miss him."

0
souls missing Joe
— The shrine token

$JOE. A coin for the timeline that should have been.

Same degen energy you were going to spend on something dumber. At least this one wears aviators.

$JOE coin
Ticker$JOE
ChainSolana
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
Contract EHHzeLArxKrg7Q8ZkFoxk1pD5riLQ9MfVxUdmfiwzACS